I'm an Alien get me out of here!- 3 FINALE

He lives in the sky. He is the U in UFO, he is GOD. Is God Alien? 1 in 5 of all Americans think so and 13% of them belong to a religious group. 7% of Catholics believe this in the USA 5% of Presbyterians and other groups of Christians are 9%. Image above made by God's son. keep reading
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I have seen God myself and he is very much Alien. He told me that he was. So I interviewed him and eventually got this many reasons on why he is Alien:
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1. He lives in the Sky
2. Some Chinese people believe in him
3. A Christian guy told me so
4. God told me so

I guess NO.4 sums up everything. Because this was so simple I will show a picture God gave to me and I now keep in the my Album. To the right of this entry, enjoy! (He says his Son made it just for me).

I'm an Alien, get me out of here!-2

R.I.P Micheal Jackson.
Even though I know the terrible truth. Mr.Jackson is not down there in his grave, he has already started a new life in another universe. This type of Alien I have named the: Redoomystorigalendifuni, meaning: Please re do my life again in a different Universe. I believe they say this to their God of Gods Ieiobeybetstgawd Meaning: I obey your command but I'm still the God around here.

But it seems Ieiobeybetstgawd and the senate of Redoomystorigalendifuni did not like our dear old Micheal so they made him a second life right here in this Universe. I have found the child who Is Micheal Jackson; the child of the 13 year old Father whats his name. The DNA results came threw yesterday in the mail. This is a amazing discovery.

I'm an Alien, get me out of here!

I believe this man from the fictional country of New Zealand is an Alien.
New Zealand, (A school playground the children claim is an independent country) is the home of this twisted glop of a man (or Alien in this case).
I have no evidence to support this but you've just got to believe me... please.

another alien

They are all around us, now they have made it on to our television screen.
I have done some extreme research on this topic.
I searched on i-google: GORDON RAMSEY IS ALIEN
results showed this:
Gordon Ramsey seen taking off his parts of his face.
1 comment: dnt u think he was takin off his large amont of make up?- rachel, canada

Damn I was sure I took off that comment.

GORDON RAMSEY TOOK OFF HIS MAKE UP-FACT
Damn forgot to take that off as well.

alien holiday

I have been away trying to find pictures of Aliens on my away trip. Here are some of the best:
OK just one. But it's a GOOD one. Right? right.

aliens identification guide

How to identify a Alien in your hometown,
BEHAVIOR:
Nice
convincing
DO NOT:
Offer food
WHY?:
It will immediately bite your hand off- Or... you could test on a family relative such as a elderly one that is getting old and you need to throw out. (Get them to suggest food to the suspected Alien)
IMAGE:
If Alien is in human mode it will be wearing:
A suit
A watch- Always
(Alien is always disguised as male)- meaning 3rd rock to the sun is completely incorrect.
NOTE:
How to kill an Alien: treat your guest by watching a documentary on why Aliens can't possibly exist.

Maybe I should have called this 'How to tell if your guest is Alien'
All the best,
Bill Guy

last night i saw an alien

Last night I saw an alien.

the message

So people that don't believe in Aliens; WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THIS?!

a flying saucer about to get me

This was one of the thousands of sights I've had of an Alien craft. If you look closely at this picture, you can see that no one but me has bothered to look... that is not ordinary. 'What do you mean some people are looking?! Shut up.'You see, after this terrifying day, the Aliens hacked my cellphone and sent me this exact message:

Bill Guy

We have made everyone in this photo not see us. WE ARE SECRET.

I was so scared. If you look at my next blog (above) you will see me getting that very text that afternoon.

the first alien i saw

I believe this was the first Alien I ever saw. My Father took me to the local bar... and I don't really want to talk about it.

about me

My name is Bill Guy and I am a strong believer in Alien life. When I was a young child I was taken by Aliens to their space ship, they inserted a chip into my brain which automatically makes me talk about their great civilizations beyond the stars:
OK I'm getting a transmission... I'm seeing images of great buildings and blue monkeys. Damn it those pictures are gone. They come at weird times like when I'm talking to someone (which is not very often)and when I'm cooking. On the night of which my chip was inserted my Mother was cooking and my Father was talking to his work friends. We lived in Kansas and you will see once this is loaded the house I lived in for 12 years. Enjoy my blog.