How to identify a Alien in your hometown,
BEHAVIOR:
Nice
convincing
DO NOT:
Offer food
WHY?:
It will immediately bite your hand off- Or... you could test on a family relative such as a elderly one that is getting old and you need to throw out. (Get them to suggest food to the suspected Alien)
IMAGE:
If Alien is in human mode it will be wearing:
A suit
A watch- Always
(Alien is always disguised as male)- meaning 3rd rock to the sun is completely incorrect.
NOTE:
How to kill an Alien: treat your guest by watching a documentary on why Aliens can't possibly exist.
Maybe I should have called this 'How to tell if your guest is Alien'
All the best,
Bill Guy
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